So, just where is that Fire Extinguisher? I know I saw around here somewhere . . .

Oh, here it is - tucked away behind this fake ficus tree.  It's a good thing we have decorative things to cover-up those ugly fire fighting tools!  It sure would be terrible if the audience actually saw them.

Ref: OSHA: 1910.157 Fire Protection - Portable fire extinguishers.

"1910.157(c)(1) The employer shall provide portable fire extinguishers and shall mount, locate and identify them so that they are readily accessible to employees without subjecting the employees to possible injury."